Laughing at Etsyverse Vintage

Only in the Etsyverse are iPhone-related items considered vintage.  (Vintage, according to Etsy's rules for selling on the site, is supposed to be at minimum 20 years old.)  The ever diligent (nah!) Etsy Marketplace Integrity Team, responsible for reading and acting on reported shops and items, consistently ignores reports of iPhone cases listed in the Vintage category.  Does this lazy hypocrisy -- or hypocritical laziness? -- tick me off?  You bet!  And I guess I am not alone.

A new shop opened today on Etsy, with this single vintage listing:

The shop's name is a pure statement of Etsyverse luv, heartheartheartheart


To Billie Mars, the shop owner:  this is fun, and please list more!!!