Nothing Like Vintage (so why can't Etsy find and remove these items?) DVD Edition

A quick search for DVD in Etsy's Vintage category turns up lots of items, none of which can be vintage because the technology isn't yet 20 years old.   Here are a few of the most amusing "vintage" DVD listings.  (Note that this blog does not link to called out listings, but they can be found by the image and item title.)

The Complete Brazil Body Now Program - 6 DVDs and 4 Guides

A few months ago, before the Etsy forum mods tightened their grip, there were call out posts about infomercial workout DVD sets listed for sale on Etsy as handmade.  There were maybe a handful of listings, but Etsy's (n)ever vigilant Marketplace Integrity Team decided to show the community how well they had things in hand.  Etsy actually removed all of the P90X packages, and even kept track of new sellers trying to list them, removing them quickly.  Unfortunately, the MIT tends to avoid looking at the Etsy Vintage category, a bit of info that seems to be well known by online resellers.

Panasonic DVD-A320 DVD Player

This seller claims the DVD player is from the 1970s.   Clueless.

DR. BIZARRO a VINTAGE film from avon video production staring cheri & velvet summers now on dvd-r 1970s mature bondage fetish dvd

This seller has a shop full of new DVDs created from vintage VHS tapes, some (maybe all) of which are licensed products.  The photos show cases from the tapes, not the new DVDs, so who knows what you are buying here.

vtg Pioneer VXX2702 DvD Player Remote Control

I didn't look at every item in this shop, but easily half the photos suggested the items were nothing like vintage, and supposedly not allowed for sale on Etsy.

Individual or Set of 3 - Lenticular CD Case Wallet 3D Teddybear Teddy Bear Silver /CD24-R-109/

This listing is extra special because the (re)seller took advantage of the way an item can be listed in more the one top level category on Etsy without paying double for it, as you would have to do on Ebay.  The seller listed this case set as "vintage handmade" which means the seller claims to have made it at least 20 years ago.  But the seller did not make it, at any time.  Sold here by China Custom Promotional Products Wholesale Center: 
Where Etsy reseller could get the teddy bear CD case wholesale